Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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