I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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