Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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