I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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