What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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