i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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