I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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