You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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