Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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