sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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