Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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