My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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