he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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