everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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