do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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