1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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