he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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