That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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