Define "chronic" masturbator.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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