Duck Duck Cougar?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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