In America we eat man semen.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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