He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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