I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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