Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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