So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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