Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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