ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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