bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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