we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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