Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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