with your own penis?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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