is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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