I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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