Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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