every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
