I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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