I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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