wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The uberlube is also flammable
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Randomize
