dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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