quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.