dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.