i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
