Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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