I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
did i just pee glitter
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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