dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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