Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think