sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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