Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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It's rum buckets o'clock
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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