no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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