I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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