apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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