Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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