she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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